Wife mai ghar chhod kar jaa rahi hu .. Aage padane ke liye click karen...

Ek Ladka avhakan ladaki dekhar shayar ban gaye .....

एक लड़का अचानक लड़की देखकर शायर बन गया, 😂

” लफ्ज़ तेरे, गीत मेरे, ग़ज़ल कोई सुना डालू क्या ? “

लड़की बोली ” हाथ मेरे, गाल तेरे, कान के निचे बजा डालू क्या ? 😝😜😁

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.....

Hum to aise hi baithe the pani mein patthar mar rahe the.
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Achanak se Ek medhak nikla aur bola…
“Pani mein to aa sale, teri udasi utaru,
Apni vali ki chakkar mein meri vali ka Sar fod diya”

Boy : Suno jara…! Girl : Chup raho khate samay bat nahi karte......

Boy : Suno jara…!
Girl : Chup raho khate samay bat nahi karte.
(Khane ke bad)

Girl : Ab bolo…
Boy : Teri Plate mein Cockroach tha. “Le… Ab ban Madam”
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Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ? Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..

Girlfriend : Mere Janamdin ka gift kaha hai ?
Boyfriend : Wo sadak par Lal Rang ki Car dikh rahi hai kya..
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Ladki kushi se chillane lagti hai..
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Boyfriend : Bas usi color ki tere liye Lipstic laya hu.
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Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai. Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

Ladka (Ladki se) : Tumhari Shirt fati hui hai.

Ladki : Tum nahi samjoge… Ye aaj-kal ka Fashion hai.

Ladka : Kya yar… ! Sala tum fado to fashion aur Hum fade to sidha Police Station.

Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai, Aap meri Help karo… plz… Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,

Ladki (ATM room me) : Muje apna balance check karna hai,
Aap meri Help karo… plz…

Ladke ne piche jor ki laat mari,
Wo muh ke bal giri…
Ladki aage ke 2 tute danto ke sath khadi hoti hai…

Ladka : Balance to bahot kharab hai tumhara…
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Baad mein ladki ne aage laat maari,
Wo naagin ki tarah Rengtey Rengtey gaya…
Ladka abhi tak ghar nahi pahuncha…

Ye Raju aaj meri kutti ne anda diya h very funny jokes ....

 

baabooraav: e raajoo ... aaj meree kuttee ne anda dee ... . raajoo: ye kuttee kab se anda dene lagee ...

बाबूराव : ऐ राजू… आज मेरी कुत्ती ने अंड़ा दिया…
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राजू : ये कुत्ती कब से अंडा देने लगी…
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बाबूराव : ये बाबूराव का स्टाईल है रे बाबा…
अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ती रखा है….
? ? ?

Aaj america ki ladakiyaan ladaakoo vimaan chala raha hai aur Hamaare desh ki ladakiyon abhee tak

Aaj america ki ladakiyaan ladaakoo vimaan chala raha hai aur

Hamaare desh ki ladakiyon abhee tak yah poochhane mein vyast hai kee

"Mele baaboo ne khaana khaaya" 👄😘

mast joke - :)

Patnee: achchha yah batao ki tum Moorkh ho ya main?

Patnee: achchha yah batao ki tum Moorkh ho ya main?

Pati: tum teevr buddhi kee svaaminee Ho isalie yah kabhee ho hee nahin Sakata ki tum kisee moorkh vyakti se shaadee karo.

Mareej - doktar saahab aapane nars bahut Hee achchhee rakhee hai, usaka haath Lagate hee main theek ho jaata....

Mareej - doktar saahab aapane nars bahut Hee achchhee rakhee hai, usaka haath Lagate hee main theek ho jaata hoon.

Doctor - jaanata hoon..baahar thappad kee aavaaj mujhe bhee sunaee dee thee.

Pappoo: aaj phir mujhe karishma ko Prapoj karane ka dil kar raha hai.

Pappoo: aaj phir mujhe karishma ko Prapoj karane ka dil kar raha hai.
Dabboo: tum use pahale bhee prapoj kar chuke ho?
Pappoo: nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha!                                                                                                                  or

Pappu: Today, I am now heartily proposing to charisma.
Sub: Do you propose him before?
Pappu: No, once had heart before!

sir dard hone par kuchh der garlaphrend se jaroor baat karen, kyonki zahar hee zahar ko maarata hai

shikshak: nyootan ka niyam batao...

shikshak: nyootan ka niyam batao

chhaatr: sar pooree lain to yaad nahin, last kee yaad hai

shikshak: chalo last kee hee sunao.

chhaatr: ....... aur yah keval nyootan ke niyam kahate hain.

Aaj smaartaphon ka saeed iphekt dekhane ko mila hai…!!! subah jab mein raaste se gujar raha tha, to saamane hee..

Aaj smaartaphon ka saeed iphekt dekhane
ko mila hai…!!!
subah jab mein raaste se gujar raha tha, to saamane hee
ek aadamee akhabaar padh raha tha .
aur
vo akhabaar mein chhape photo ko bhee ungaliyon se zoom karane kee
koshish kar raha tha… 🙂 🙂 🙂

Patnee ne maayake se pati ko phon kiya: – “kaise ho….?” pati: – “theek hoon…” patnee: – “meree yaad aatee hai tab kya karate ho…?”

Patnee ne maayake se pati ko phon kiya: – “kaise ho….?”
pati: – “theek hoon…”
patnee: – “meree yaad aatee hai tab kya karate ho…?”
pati: – “tumhaaree pasandeeda aaisakreem “kesar pista” kha leta hoo
ya “amool nats” kha leta hoon….!!!
“
aur meree yaad aane par tum kya karatee ho….?”
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patnee: – mai bhee “royal staig” ka kvaatar aur teen sigaret peekar ek rajaneegandha
kha letee hoon…!!!
“
😬😬pati behosh…!!! 😂😂😂

Saikil vaale ne ek aadamee ko takkar maar dee aur bola bhaeesaahab aap bahut kismat vaale ho 😉😉 funnyjokes

Saikil vaale ne ek aadamee ko takkar maar dee aur bola bhaeesaahab aap bahut kismat vaale ho 😉😉 
Aadamee : ek to toone mujhe takkar maaree aur oopar se mujhe kismat vaala kah rahe ho 😬😬 ? 
Saikil vaala : aaj chhuttee hai to saikil chala raha hoon nahin to main trak chalaata hoon 😂😁😂😁

Engineering ke student – sir, hamane college mein ek aisee cheej banaee hai…jisakee Help se aap deevaar ke aar-paar dekh sakate hain…

Engineering ke student – sir, hamane college mein ek aisee cheej banaee hai…jisakee Help se aap deevaar ke aar-paar dekh sakate hain…
Sir(khush hote hue) – vaah ! kya baat hai…kya cheej hai vah 😊😊?  
Student – chhed…😂😂😂😂😂
Sir– de thappad… de thappad…..

Teechar : tum parindo ke baare mein Sab jaanate ho ?? Sanjoo : haan - Teachers and student funnyjokes

Teechar : tum parindo ke baare mein Sab jaanate ho ??
Sanjoo : haan
Teechar : achchha ye batao kaun sa Parinda ud nahin sakata ??
Sanjoo : mara hua parinda 😤😤😆
Bhaag paagal kaheen ka  😂😂😂😂..

Saare din fon pe chaiting karate rahane ka nateeja, Paapa- beta kya kar raha hai? father and son jokes

Saare din fon pe chaiting karate rahane ka nateeja,
Paapa- beta kya kar raha hai?
Pappoo- paapa varsha aane vaalee hai,
Paapa- kuchh padh liya kar naalaayak, Saare din ladakiyon se chaiting karata rahata hai,
Pappoo- paapa main baarish kee baat kar raha hoon............................

bachcha – paapa aap jaldee se jaldee meree shaadee kara do, pita – kyon be ? bachcha – jaldee karo nahin to main daadee se shaadee kar loonga, pita – kya? too meree maan se shaadee karega? bachcha – haan, aapane bhee to meree maan se shaadee kee huee hai

bachcha – paapa aap jaldee se jaldee meree shaadee kara do,
pita – kyon be ?
bachcha – jaldee karo nahin to main daadee se shaadee kar loonga,
pita – kya? too meree maan se shaadee karega?
bachcha – haan, aapane bhee to meree maan se shaadee kee huee hai...

Pita : phon par kaun tha? 😒 Sanjoo : dost tha 😊 Pita : vaastav mein bata kaun tha? 😡 father and Son Funny Jokes jokes

Pita : phon par kaun tha? 😒
Sanjoo : dost tha 😊
Pita : vaastav mein bata kaun tha? 😡
Sanjoo : sanjay datt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sanjoo sudhar nahin sakata aur isee Tarah pitata rahega  😂😂😂..

subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar– “givai mai somai daistroyaid ....

subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar– “givai mai somai daistroyaid husband” ek ghanta laga yah samajhane mein ki vah “naashapati ” maang rahee thee.😂😝😂..

Aaj ka sochial maidi Kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale ...

Aaj ka sochial maidi
Kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale paakistaan ko dhamaka rahe hote hain ki “ab bhee Kakt hai sudhar jao”.

Teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon Bahatee hai ? Sanjoo – jameen par

Teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon Bahatee hai ?
Sanjoo – jameen par
Teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon Bahatee hai ?
Sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee Hai, naksha gal nahin jaega  😂 😂 😂 😂 😂...

Dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ? Mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar .....

Dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ?
Mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam Mod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜